Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Someone who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to fuck off!

Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?
A: White fairy tales start, "Once upon a time....." Black fairy tales start, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit....."

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.

Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job.

Q: Who is the most popular man at the Nudist Colony?
A: The man who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular woman at the Nudist Colony?
A: The woman who can eat the last two donuts.......

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
A. Money

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the difference between you and your paycheck?
A. Your wife will blow your check.

Q. What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A. A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his own.

Q. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Q. What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A. They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.

Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q. What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick-pocket snatches watches.

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More head room.

Q. What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
A. One is a goodyear, and the other is a great year.

Q. What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't?
A. A bellybutton.

Q. Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A. Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.